What am I gonna be? That they did, but when the episode is pretty much 22 minutes of kissing Gaga’s ass, that’s not really saying much. In the old days we'd use a ruler to deal with incorrigibles like you. That's right. Well, one, I recall that opinion of him was quite low for most of his presidency, so I don’t know what that was about. Wut? After looking So I can see how someone, looking back on season 16, would feel like the show wasn’t as bad as it used to be. What’s with the show and its lack of balls now? That’s a pathetic attempt at an excuse. The little stupid differences are nothing next to the big stupid similarities! On a commentary, Jean mentions that they never did many jokes because public opinion of the President kept changing every six months or so that they didn’t want to do it. “She Used to Be My Girl,” “Mommie Beerest,” “There’s Something About Marrying,” “On a Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister,” “Mobile Homer”. Human eyes? Guards, take him to the tower! Well, it was pretty forgettable. Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don't love your choices. Sexy Maude DEFINITELY kept him together because when she wasn’t around, he was insane, and now is again. If each swear word brings a thousand years in Hell St. Let's just change the subject. I'm Bart Simpson's father and I'm sick of you teaching my son your time-tested values! I'm Bart Simpson. Lame. – “But first, a line from Flanders (“He’s right! The Father, The Son, and The Holy Guest Star [Flashback] Sean: Then one day, after a drunken brawl with my da...[flashback to Sean and his father fighting] Sean's father: Yer just like yer mother; can't take a punch! Avsnittet var det 350:e avsnittet i produktionsordningen. Please sign and date your posts by typing four tildes ( ~~~~). What do they eat, light bulbs? Stealing pairs of what? Scurry, me beasties nibble and gnaw at their overstuffed buttocks! And two, if you wanted to take a crack at him, what do you care about public opinion? Everyone is completely swayed, and Father Sean alerts all to abide Bart’s message of peace. Lute solo! Catholic school? I've made a sacred commitment to the Catholic Church, and Paintball! The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star 1 Cultural References 2 Continuity 3 Trivia 4 Goofs Scooby-Doo: The Ministry Machine is an obvious parody of the Mystery Machine. Drahmina 227,564 views I wiped a booger on your shirt, I made a dog and a cat kiss, I swiped a bolted-down TV from a Holiday Inn I coveted the wife in Jaws II, I lied to a waiter, I masturbated eight billion times and I have no plans to stop masturbating in the future. 4. Now how do I feel about this season? The shittiest thing about this time is the Simpsons had an equal number of bad (or at least not totally great) seasons compared to the golden seasons at this point. I honestly never realized how bad the show was at the time. ( Log Out /  17+ After Bart gets expelled, he’s enrolled in Catholic school, where he befriends a priest who wants to convert him and Homer to Catholicism. Thank God It’s Doomsday He said, "Sean, ya wanker. Bart is expelled from Springfield Elementary, and Bart is therefore enrolled in St. Jerome's Catholic School. As for this episode, I don’t remember much about it except thought Marge’s fear of her son turning Catholic was really petty and controlling. My trademark hive! – This is a nice runner between the teacher nun and Bart, who’s been forced to pose like Christ on the cross and hold heavy books in his hands (“Now think what it would be like if you nails in your hands.” “Well, I guess they’d help me hold the dictionaries up.”) Ay, caramba. A yard's 36! All hail the queen! "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz" is the 18th episode of the fourth season of the American animated television series Family Guy. Don't worry, Marge. Sean: Then, as I was picking up my teeth, St. Peter appeared to me. October 15, 2012 ~ Mike! Amen. I personally have to say that despite maybe two or three likeable episodes in this season, Season 16 is probably truly the, as Comic Book Guy would say, Worst. Pelt all you want, but revenge will be Willie's. Bingo? Nobody could do Bush Jr.’s voice properly? The Simpsons Episode 16.21 The Father, The Son, and The Holy Guest Star. Nine, ten, tops. Ki-ah! Click here to start a new topic. Everyone should be able to choose their faith, just like I chose Buddhism. Excuse me. Patrick's father, Colonel Mike Mullane, wrote "Riding Rockets", perhaps the best autobiography of a NASA astronaut from the Space Shuttle era and certainly the most amusing. That's my favorite game. "Local father, son may swith religions" Marge is here all alone. This movie tells the unique story of the Ayachis, a French Muslim family from Aix-en-Provence who traded their peaceful lives for revolution and Jihad in Syria in the name of Allah. Now! Baptists also do not follow the Holy sacraments as the way to salvation. Thus, I felt like this was the first time I have really watched Season 16 (and except for the roofer episode, I’ve only seen these episodes twice before). The rim is orange, ain't it? I wish I'd gone to more orgies! The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star [Father Sean tells Bart how he became a priest in a flashback] Father Sean: [after fighting with his father] I was laying in the gutter, pickin' up me teeth when St. Peter himself appears before me. And I hope that from mistake forward, we all learn to take Bart's message of tons and understanding to heart. Good news, children. Stupid Catholic school. I'll say a rosary for you. How can I fault Bart and Homer for that? "Local father, son may swith religions" Marge is here all alone. The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star Add a photo to this gallery The language of Plutarch. No matter what I did, no matter how many people lost their pensions, it's forgiven like that? Is it to make him seem more sympathetic? It's a miracle! We can't lose Bart now that we're so close. Reading through your articles, I can kind of see why there were people saying the show was “getting better” at this point. – “On a commentary, Jean mentions that they never did many jokes because public opinion of the President kept changing every six months or so that they didn’t want to do it. Bart, a school-sponsored medieval festival is supposed to be the best day of a young girl's life, and you ruined it. Don’t Fear the Roofer BUT…. October 15, 2012 ~ Mike! Come on, feel the Lord Heaven's your reward We'll get saved Saved, saved What's wrong, Bart? Three weeks into Season 17, I finally gave up on new episodes. Either way, it increasingly became (and continues to become) the show where you go, “It’s my favorite show of all time……. It’s all becoming just a big wash, but thankfully there’s only four more seasons of this banality left to do. The incense ruined my pantsuit! There’s an interesting theory that Flanders has slowly started to lose it ever since Maude died (i.e., Maude was basically the one thing that kept him on a fairly even keel), but I think it’s more lazy writing; it’s easier to write a bunch of super conservative stereotypes. "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" adalah episode kedua puluh satu dan terakhir dari musim keenam belas sitkom animasi Amerika Serikat The Simpsons. You've transformed breakfast into dinner. We're having our monthly pancake dinner. But 11 years after seeing that piece of shit episode, I’m still traumatized by that particular scene (and perhaps the entire episode itself) to this day. You love youth culture. Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, The Father, The Son, and The Holy Guest Star, Bart is given the role of a cooper in the school's medieval festival, while Lisa is the queen. I just can't remember what to yell out when you win. They claim they are following the teachings of Jesus and their ficitional book, but what they really do is just follow the teachings and passages that suit their life style. If your unsure as to what the defining difference is, Baptists believe in salvation in God alone – as opposed to the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. The episode is the 350th episode produce (in production order) of The Simpsons. The Father, The Son and the Holy Guest Star Season 16, Episode 21 – available on DVD and via digital streaming on the compilation video “Kiss Me, I’m a Simpson” Theme: Catholicism Synopsis: Bart is unjustly blamed for a prank and expelled from school. What if there's a fire? Normally with these season round-ups the worst episodes stand out to me, but now I have to go through the list and remember which ones pissed me off the most. Well, then, I'd like to speak with Jesus. Is she saying she would rather her son be dead than follow a different religion than she does? Catholic schools are usually the most affordable private schools. Well, I guess they'd help me hold the dictionaries up. Well, I'm gonna show Bart that Protestants can be hip, too. Willie, during the festival, you'll be wearing these urine-soaked rags. TMI, I know. Put new text under old text. Back off, Popey LePew! Marge Simpson. I can only absolve you if you're a Catholic. I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he’d just have to sit there groovin’ on it! Hop in, boy. The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star Add a photo to this gallery Wow! Note to self: have hand re-blessed. Course I do. Wouldn’t “back into Presbyterianism” work better? Transubstantiation! Your church suckered him in with gory stories, just like we were suckered into getting Cinemax. The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star “I wouldn't get too into that Catholic Church. Her husband, too. The Father, The Son, and The Holy Guest Star [Flashback] Sean: Then one day, after a drunken brawl with my da...[flashback to Sean and his father fighting] Sean's father: Yer just like yer mother; can't take a punch! I wish my family was with me. Now dance, you heavenly gobs! I will admit, I watched every SImpsons episode as it aired until Season 24 began. Bingo. "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" is the twenty-first and last episode of The Simpsons' sixteenth season. Her husband's sleeping with her sister. Stop it! On a Clear Day, I Can’t See My Sister is probably the most absolute garbage episode of this shitty season. Boy, I'm pulling you outta that crazy school! I'll ignore that. The Father, The Son and The Holy Guest Star. Chraol an t-aonú heipeasóid is fiche, "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star", den séú sraith déag The Simpsons ar an 15 Bealtaine 2005.Scríobh Matt Warburton an eipeasóid seo. This season was absolutely terrible, and yet, it is better than next season. Homer goes to straighten things out, but ends up turned himself thanks to pancake dinners and bingo. ( Log Out /  ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_Father,_the_Son,_and_the_Holy_Guest_Star?oldid=54591. *Presby-lutheranism. – The entire last act echoes so closely to “Sect,” but the tone is completely different. Her husband, too. I didn't need that new fact! On a Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister What drunken call girl will have me now? Wow, the end of this season just seemed to pop about when I wasn’t looking! Bart, I'm sick of playing the tomfool. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! I remembered Liam Neeson voicing a priest, but I couldn’t remember what the context was. Medieval? Listen is it true you priest guys can't ever you know? The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star är den sista avsnittet av Simpsons (säsong 16).Avsnittet sändes i USA den 15 maj 2005.Avsnittet skulle ursprungligen ha sänts den 10 april, men flyttades efter att Johannes Paulus II avlidit. the episode is " the father the son and the holy guest star " the script is in excellent condition. Soon enough, the bad episodes would outweigh the good. Now, think what it would be like if you had nails in your hands. Bingo! They're both at the Catholic church! They're all so expensive. Nice party, dink. Okay, I'll pick a religion for me; Judaism. . It's the back seat of my Merkur. As I mentioned, this was the season where even I had to admit that The Simpsons was not very good anymore. Ever. Bart is expelled from Springfield Elementary, and Bart is therefore enrolled in St. Jerome's Catholic School. I like his recounting of how he got his faith: face down in the gutter after a brawl with his father, St Peter appeared before him (“‘Sean, you wanker,’ he says, ‘Repent of your wicked ways or sod off!’ And he gobbed in my face and turned back into a street light.”) I still haven’t fully recovered. Or under the spell of a man in a pointy white hat? That he proceeds both from the Father and the Son, and, therefore, is the third person, and is called the Holy Ghost, and the Spirit of God, and the Spirit of Truth: Thus, God the Son says, "When the Paraclete cometh, whom I will send you from the Father," John xv. Court ninja? Mom, that's blasphemy! Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo Bananas in charge. Cow-a-bun-ga! What's "couchant" mean? Tidbits and Quotes Iran? I remembered The Simpson backyard having a full forest and river in it, but I couldn’t remember what episode it came from. See for yourself. Can’t we all get together and concentrate on our real enemies: monogamous gays and stem cells?”) Then he mentally notes to re-bless his hand after shaking it with a Catholic.” my liege. Fuck this season in its stupid fucking ear. the episode is " the father the son and the holy guest star " the script is in excellent condition. Bart, we're here to bring you back to the one true faith, the Western branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism. #THESIMPSONS #ANIMATION The Simpsons Full Episode english | Animation Movies Top For Kids The satiric adventures of a working-class family in … They're just not our sort. I just can't remember what to yell out when you win. All pancakes aside, I really came here to talk about my son. Also on those who were kind to me. …boy, that sentence doesn’t sound very good, does it? Soon we'll have revenge on those who mocked me. Hey, what's that smell? I've got something to say. Like when I had the misfortune to witness Season 23’s “Lisa Goes Gaga” this past summer. Right and how do I join? Episode tersebut awalnya disiarkan dalam saluran Fox di Amerika Serikat pada 15 Mei 2005. Let's go! So all the bad stuff just mushes together and barely even registers in your memory, but the few good moments shine through. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. Bart is expelled from Springfield Elementary, and Bart is … 2. But it was a lot more interesting when Flanders was kinda questioning his faith (like in “Hurricane Neddy”) instead of him just being Captain Wacky Christian like he is now. I'm the real Jesus here! Homer, you've been out all night! The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star [Father Sean tells Bart how he became a priest in a flashback] Father Sean: [after fighting with his father] I was laying in the gutter, pickin' up me teeth when St. Peter himself appears before me. 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